Jon Stewart I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a Peanuts character.

Oprah I finally realized that being grateful to my body was key to giving more love to myself.

Bill Maher’s New Rules: Kadafi, MacKenzie Phillips & Joe Wilson

Posted by Mike Allen on Sep 27th, 2009 and filed under Monologues, News Talk, Politics, Skits. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry.

Bill Maher lays down the law.

This week on HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher, Bill Maher unleashes his fury at a bevy of incompetent politicians, sicko celebs and odd products that should never have made thier way onto our supermarket shelves.

Maher’s New Rules include tough-love for Moammar Kadafi, China’s Mobile phones, Joe Wilson, MacKenzie Phillips and the manufacturers of the new Dial Yogurt Vanilla Honey Bodywash.  One of the funniest New Rules from Maher:

“Stop putting food in soap!  Only in America do we scrub the food off our face with more food.  Introducing Dial Yogurt Vanilla Honey Bodywash It’s like washing your ass with breakfast!”

Maher’s panel guests included John Waters, Paul Krugman and former New York Governor Elliot Spitzer.  Fun times.

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